Thursday, March 24, 2005

~Witche's Brew~

Name: Maeve

Nickname: Evil Incarnate

Astrological sign: Libra

Age: Old enough to know better, but young enough not to care

Height: 5'10

Weight: If I told you, then I'd have to kill you

Occupation: "gas lighting" my husband

Birthplace: Ann Arbor, Michigan

Marital status: Married my BEST friend in '93.

How many children: one son

Do you drink (alcohol): Duh! A better question would be "when DON'T you drink?"

Do you smoke: only in bed

Favorite outdoor activities: horseback riding, hiking, going to the beach

Favorite indoor activities: Sex

Favorite colors: Red, black and purple.

Favorite type of music: 80's, blues, classical

Favorite musical groups/performers: Too many to list.

Favorite song at the moment: Sundown by Gordon Lightfoot

What's in your home CD/Casette player right now: A CD a friend made for me.

What's in you car CD/Casette player right now: Ultimate Santana

Do you play an instrument: Skin flute.

What kind of guitar do you play: Air

Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: Hell yes.

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up: Who says I'm grown up?

What would be your dream job now: Towel girl for the Detroit Redwings locker room & personal massuse for Brenden Shanahan.

Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Nope

Places you'd most like to visit: Ireland (duh), Scotland (double duh), N'awlins and montanna.

Your first car: 70's something Chevy Blazer

Dream car: Chevy Avalanche?

Car you Drive now: 03 Toyota sliver mini van.

Favorite season: Autumn

Favorite holiday: Halloween

Favorite hobbies: horseback riding, & reading.

Favorite sport to play: Tonsil hockey

Favorite sport to watch: Hockey

Least favorite sport to watch: football, basketball, baseball. Not enough blood.

Most humiliating moment: I'm sure there is plenty, but I'd rather not recall them.

Do you get along with your parents: I have a better relationship with my mother than I do my father.

Favorite place to chill: In my yard or in my bed; gazing out the window and watching the birds on the feeders.

Favorite place to visit: VEGAS!

What is your bad time of day: 3:30am

What is your good time of day: Mid morning

Favorite flower/plant: Black Magic roses

Favorite subject in school: Art,drama, lunch

Least favorite subject in school: Math

Favorite authors: Karen Marie Moning, Stephen King, Diana Galbadon, Janet Evanovich, J.K. Rowlings, Nelson DeMille.

Favorite book genre: comedy, mystery and hard throbbing shaft type.

Favorite book: Cottage Witchery by Ellen Dugan

Current book I'm reading: Whispers, Lisa Jackson

Favorite magazine: Hockey News

Favorite movie of all time: Aadams family values

Other favorite movies: Harry Pottery movies, Road Trip, Dogma, Austin Powers, Tombstone, Waiting, Super Troopers and Forrest Gump.

Favorite actors/actresses: Sandra Bullock, Morgan Freeman, Susan Sarandon, Johnny Depp,Val Kilmer and Micheal Behin
Favorite cartoon character: Wicked Wanda

Favorite food: Mexican

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

Favorite alcoholic Drink: Bushmills, Jameson, Absolute

What is your bedtime: 10-11 pm

Worst enemies: My crab infested cunt of an ex sister inlaw.

Interesting fact about your childhood: My mother rode a harley

The first thing you think of in the morning: Fuck, what time is it?

Favorite thing to do when you're home alone: SLEEP!!!

Things that make you feel good: My son

Things you don't like: people who abuse children or animals. Narrow minded people.

Worst feeling in the world: Finding out your son has Autsim

Scariest feeling in the world: What will his future hold?

Best feeling in the world: When my son gives me a hug or a kiss

Do you get motion sickness: nope

Roller Coasters - Deadly or Exciting: EXCITING!

Thunderstorms - Cool or Scary: Very Cool

Pen or Pencil: Pen

Do you like to drive: No

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: no, I sleep with live ones

Did you have imaginary friends or a blanket as a child: Of course!

What is on the walls of your room: Mostly photos of Pudd'n

What words or phrases do you overuse: Goddamn it, fuck

Coolest things anyone ever gave you: My friends have given me some wonderful tools for my alter.

How would you characterize your political leanings: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

If you could pick one super-human power, what would you choose:

Favorite Quotes/Lyrics/Poems:
Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass al four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Witches, they are not just for burning any more.